“Well it is a nice fit but I’m not sure about the colour.”
“Grey is very popular this year sir.” oozed the obsequious assistant.
“I wear black, I like black!”
“A change wouldn’t hurt for once surely sir, how about a nice charcoal grey?” the assistant continued unabashed. “Perhaps a pink lining, give you a softer edge?”
Death, red fire in his eye sockets picked up his scythe and held it to the man’s face. “I only wear black, understand mortal?”
The assistant gulped “I’ll find something more to your requirements.” then nodding he disappeared into the back of the shop…