Friday Fibbing? well it is tuesday.

  1. What was the strangest thing you ever caught? – Martian Sand Flu
  2. What was something you once found at a road side stand? – A copy of the Necronomicon.
  3. What is the greatest book of all time? – The very hungry caterpillar.
  4. Who deserves to win a Grammy? – Donald Trump
  5. And the winner for Best Actor goes to? – See above.
  6. What is something you have won an award for? – Naked barbed wire hurdling.
  7. If someone looked on your phone, what would they be shocked to find? – The truth about Area 51
  8. What is something you always look forward to when eating out? – A dancing walrus wearing a bow tie.
  9. What is the first thing that runs through your head when you see a squirrel? – Oh look a squirrel (oops this is true)!
  10. What is something you have always wanted to try? – Free fall parachuting into blancmange without the parachute.
  11. If you could only have one food for the rest of your life what would it be? – Anything pickled (yuuuuuk!).
  12. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? – Lobster?
  13. All the geysers in Yellowstone drained…what do they find? The real entrance to Narnia.
  14. Instead of King Tut, what did they find in his tomb? – A crate of beer and some packets of crisps.
  15. Who is buried in Grant’s tomb? – General Lee.
  16. Who really runs your country? – The Wombles
  17. The best advice ever given was: Every clown has a silver lemming?


Some are lies some are surreal.

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