Friday the fibboth🐙

1.   What is Kapok? Fluff from a superhero’s cloak. 🦸‍♂️
2.   Where will you find a kernel? It’s a posh dorg’s house. 🐶
3.   If you didn’t know a door as a door, what would you call it? Openy-go-through-thing. 🚪
4.   What’s the difference between a yolk and a yoke? E, there’s an L of a difference (groan).😂
5.   What does E R N I E do? The name’s Bond, Premium Bond. 😎
6.   What is meant by sunny side up? It’s when you drop your local star on the floor and it lands butter side up. 🌞
7.   What could you wear on your head that would make people think you were awesome? A ridiculously big hat with AWESOME! written on it (people always stare open-mouthed at me when I wear mine)! 😮
8.   What is meant by cattywampus? A relation of the Bandersnatch. 🐉
9.   What is an erf? The sound an elf makes when you stand on on it’s toe. 😕
10. What is a mouse potato? Best baked and served topped with cheese. 🧀

Many thanks to

https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2020/11/20/fibbing-friday-20th-november

Kyt.

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