๐Ÿ˜„’Tis fibbing friday! ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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1. What is a huskador? A matador with laryngitis.

2. What is a cavapoo? Fred Flinstone’s toilet.

3. What is a chorkie? What a Yorkshire person uses to write on a blackboardy.

4. What is a lollie? An extemely cold Collie

5. What is a dorkie? Something you open doors with, duh!

6. What is a springador? A door that smacks you in the face if you let go of it too soon.

7. What is a scottie? A piece of paper from a kitchen roll.

8. What is a puggle? A dog that can’t do magic.

9. What is a pekalier? A pint of Old Peculier that hasn’t been aged properly.

10. What is a schnappy? A selfie taken by a crocodile.

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Thanks to https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/03/26/fibbing-friday-26th-march/

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