😄’Tis fibbing friday! 😮

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1. What is a huskador? A matador with laryngitis.

2. What is a cavapoo? Fred Flinstone’s toilet.

3. What is a chorkie? What a Yorkshire person uses to write on a blackboardy.

4. What is a lollie? An extemely cold Collie

5. What is a dorkie? Something you open doors with, duh!

6. What is a springador? A door that smacks you in the face if you let go of it too soon.

7. What is a scottie? A piece of paper from a kitchen roll.

8. What is a puggle? A dog that can’t do magic.

9. What is a pekalier? A pint of Old Peculier that hasn’t been aged properly.

10. What is a schnappy? A selfie taken by a crocodile.

 

Thanks to https://pensitivity101.wordpress.com/2021/03/26/fibbing-friday-26th-march/

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Author, dreamer and grandad, dreamed up my first book when I was a teenager and finally got around to writing it when nearly sixty, talk about a long game! Published so far; Sirkkusaga. A racy scifi story. Sirki's Children, the bittersweet sequel to Sirkkusaga. Love bites. Vampires in modern day London. Love Really Bites; the further adventures of Elisabeth Bathory. The Journals of Professor Guthridge. A ripping tale of supernatural revenge and bloody murder in Edwardian London. Mermaid Tails - follow the adventures of a St Ives artist and his strange half-sister. The Bliss Bay Stories - three interlinked science fiction tales set on the planet Osiris.