I haven’t posted a proper blog for ages so thank goodness for Fibbing Fridays.
This week’s suggestions courtesy of Sparks from a combustible mind
What did one eye say to the other? – Don’t get cross!
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you… hear them speak
What do you call an alligator in a vest? – An Investigator.
Why couldn’t the pony sing in the choir? – He didn’t know the words
How do you make holy water? – Use a Moses drill.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? – He was too “deck” to realise Cool Chilli was a flavour not a temperature.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? – Winning the Squid Game.
Will glass coffins be a success? – Useful for making sure Dracula’s still there.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? – Have you ever tried lighting a cigarette with a hippo?
What do you call a dog magician? – The Amazing Rex.