Fibbing Friday

white rabbit on blue and white plaid textile
Photo by cottonbro on Pexels.com

Another crock of non truths for the weekend

1. What is carpal tunnel? A special underwater passage for a certain type of fish.
2. What is tennis elbow? A unique method for  playing the sport.
3. What is a pulled muscle? One that has already been removed from it’s shell.
4. What is tinnitus? An ersatz type of goldinitus.
5. What are crows feet? Things on the ends of crow’s legs – duh?
6. What are hammer toes? A move in Kung Fu.
7. What is pink eye? common to white rabbits.
8. What is vertigo? A shade of green rather like that of verdigris on copper.
9. What are cataracts? The opposite of dogaracts.
10. What is swimmer’s ear? Large webbed extremities useful for travelling through water.

Thanks to pensitivity101 for this week’s posers.

Advertisement

One thought on “Fibbing Friday

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.