So, you’re a hedonistic, somewhat self-centred bisexual rock singer and a recovering addict to boot. Why has everything suddenly changed? You agreed (were coerced) into performing a morale-boosting gig at a frontier town, you met a genetically engineered soldier who you did not get on with (at first). You argued. You had sex. Someone tried […]

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🦇A Vampyr Story 🧛‍♀️

Sergeant Elisabeth Bathory, once known as the Blood Countess, is a vampyr policewoman protecting humans from being killed by her own kind. The trouble is, people are turning up dead and it’s clear vampyrs are to blame, can she solve the crime while keeping the peace and preventing the government from starting an all-out offensive […]

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😄’Tis fibbing friday! 😮

    1. What is a huskador? A matador with laryngitis. 2. What is a cavapoo? Fred Flinstone’s toilet. 3. What is a chorkie? What a Yorkshire person uses to write on a blackboardy. 4. What is a lollie? An extemely cold Collie 5. What is a dorkie? Something you open doors with, duh! 6. […]

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Pushing the brand!

A new book from my BLKDOG friends broached the literary horizon recently and since a certain Kyt Wright is among the the cornucopia of talent therein, I thought it only right to give it mention. If you like your humour dark and your history alternate then this is for you… The War is over, Britain […]

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🙄fibbing friday on a sunday

Bit late with my replies this week but hey-ho. Who was the first cartoon character created by Walt Disney? Nickey Noose (it wasn’t popular). What is Stan Lee most known for? Compensating for not having a surname by splitting his first name in two. What is the difference between anime and manga? Anime is a […]

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😂Friday Fibbing🤣

1. What is a tie dye – a liquid used to stain lengths of cloth worn about the neck. 2. What is a raglan sleeve – A woolly scabbard to keep your Raglan in. 3. What is seersucker – One of those little fish that attach themselves to sharks. 4. What is meant by a […]

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1. What is Jewish penicillin? something that grows on week old gefilte fish. 2. What is crème de menthe? The highest level in MENSA 3. What is meant by tit for tat? A game played by naturist car booters. 4. Who said ‘Hail Caesar?’ A Roman meteorologist (groan did I hear you say?). 5. What […]