Fibulous Friday

Clothing inspired suggestions from pensitivity101 1. What are fish nets? – sported by Tudor gentlemen to accompany their cod-pieces. 2. What is a teddy? – uncomfortable to wear. 3. What is cross stitch? – needlework done by angry grannies. 4. What is a basque? – a creamy soup often made with lobster meat. 5. What […]

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Three Cream Eggs

The archery group had finished for the evening and were partaking of drink in the college bar when Stuart sneaked a fizzy sweet into my beer, making it fall flat immediately – much to the amusement of my fellow bowmen. “Very funny.” I exclaimed. “Don’t worry, mate, I’ll get you a fresh ‘un,” asserted Stu. […]

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😈Fibbing Friday👿

Thank you for the inspiration pensivity101 1. Why do we say it’s raining cats and dogs? – it’s a mispronunciation of rats and cogs and comes from the time when windmills would sometimes spontaneously explode due to flour dust ignition*. 🔥 2. What is meant by ‘The elephant in the room?’  – It heralds back […]

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🙂Fibbing Friday😟

  This week pensitivity101 has given us a list of 15 phobias to  wilfully misinterpret. My efforts are below. Ablutophobia – fear of Popeye’s arch-enemy. Androphobia – fear of Kryten from Red Dwarf, also humanoid robots in general. Ataxophobia- fear of the Inland Revenue. Autophobia – Similar to androphobia but specifically relates to Doctor Who. […]

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🙂Alright, so it’s Saturday☹

Unicorn gas allegedly contains this collection of colors.  🦄 – sky-blue pink. Yellow or green, most people eat a lot of these. 🍒🍇🍗🍝🥓🥔 – Cheese slices. Red as a ?   🦧🍎🍏 – Sore bottom. Gold and tawny, with huge teeth, you probably don’t want to meet me in a dark alley. 🦁🐯🐅 🦁  🐕‍🦺 🐻 […]

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Fibbing Friday

1. Why did all the dinosaurs die? – They didn’t listen to the scientists. 2. Why are there so many stories about the great flood? – there was no weather back then so they had to talk about something. 3. What happened at Hadrian’s wall? – Boudicca was going to charge too much for re-pointing, […]

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😈Suspicious Sunday😎

Been under the weather so my answers to pensitivity101s Fibbing Friday are a bit late. These are all true, honest! Well, they might be (or not)! 1. What are you if you are Mabsoot? stating that you are wearing your best formal clothing (ancient Gaelic). 2. What does it mean to nidificate?  to spread nids, […]

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Friday Fibs

Garlic is said to ward off [What] ?  Romance. Man does not live by [What] alone? Sirloin steak, you need some veg to push to one side. Fish isn’t everyone’s favourite, because ..? You do realise fish do other things in the sea than just swim? Eat more green and you’ll be lean and ? […]

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🥱Sleepy Friday😴

This weeks sleepy fibs suggested by Melanie To sleep like a vampire Sleep is the best way of avoiding people Let sleeping axe wielding psychopaths lie I’m going to make corn dollies with the hay Sleep like the policeman Go to sleep with the Wombles Catch some flies Wouldn’t lose a moment’s writing time over it Burn […]

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