Fibulous Friday

Clothing inspired suggestions from pensitivity101 1. What are fish nets? – sported by Tudor gentlemen to accompany their cod-pieces. 2. What is a teddy? – uncomfortable to wear. 3. What is cross stitch? – needlework done by angry grannies. 4. What is a basque? – a creamy soup often made with lobster meat. 5. What […]

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😈Fibbing Friday👿

Thank you for the inspiration pensivity101 1. Why do we say it’s raining cats and dogs? – it’s a mispronunciation of rats and cogs and comes from the time when windmills would sometimes spontaneously explode due to flour dust ignition*. 🔥 2. What is meant by ‘The elephant in the room?’  – It heralds back […]

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🙂Fibbing Friday😟

  This week pensitivity101 has given us a list of 15 phobias to  wilfully misinterpret. My efforts are below. Ablutophobia – fear of Popeye’s arch-enemy. Androphobia – fear of Kryten from Red Dwarf, also humanoid robots in general. Ataxophobia- fear of the Inland Revenue. Autophobia – Similar to androphobia but specifically relates to Doctor Who. […]

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😈Another Friday, more fibs.👿

A duck is always watching you. Some fibs for a post-covid Friday. Jonah wasn’t swallowed by a whale…he was swallowed by a ____. – sinkhole. Who (or what) could make even the fiercest pirate quake in his boots? – Spongebob Squarepants. What did Huckleberry Finn have to really paint? – the town red? What is […]

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🙂Alright, so it’s Saturday☹

Unicorn gas allegedly contains this collection of colors.  🦄 – sky-blue pink. Yellow or green, most people eat a lot of these. 🍒🍇🍗🍝🥓🥔 – Cheese slices. Red as a ?   🦧🍎🍏 – Sore bottom. Gold and tawny, with huge teeth, you probably don’t want to meet me in a dark alley. 🦁🐯🐅 🦁  🐕‍🦺 🐻 […]

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Fibbing Friday

1. Why did all the dinosaurs die? – They didn’t listen to the scientists. 2. Why are there so many stories about the great flood? – there was no weather back then so they had to talk about something. 3. What happened at Hadrian’s wall? – Boudicca was going to charge too much for re-pointing, […]

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Fibbing Friday

Another crock of non truths for the weekend 1. What is carpal tunnel? A special underwater passage for a certain type of fish. 2. What is tennis elbow? A unique method for  playing the sport. 3. What is a pulled muscle? One that has already been removed from it’s shell. 4. What is tinnitus? An […]

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😈Suspicious Sunday😎

Been under the weather so my answers to pensitivity101s Fibbing Friday are a bit late. These are all true, honest! Well, they might be (or not)! 1. What are you if you are Mabsoot? stating that you are wearing your best formal clothing (ancient Gaelic). 2. What does it mean to nidificate?  to spread nids, […]

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Friday Fibs

Garlic is said to ward off [What] ?  Romance. Man does not live by [What] alone? Sirloin steak, you need some veg to push to one side. Fish isn’t everyone’s favourite, because ..? You do realise fish do other things in the sea than just swim? Eat more green and you’ll be lean and ? […]

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🦆Fibbing Friday🦆

Anatidaephobia – the irrational fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you 1. What do Donald and Daffy have in common? They’re two of the lesser known Marx Brothers, one became a president and the other is Bugs’ friend. 2. Drake is to Hen as Cob is to ………………. ? Bread roll, although if you […]

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