🐤Friday’s good for fibbing🐰

This week pensitivity101 has set us questions that just popped into her head. 1. Why are Easter Eggs made of chocolate? – to use up leftover stuff from Christmas. 2. What is a fib? – What most of these answers are. 3. Where will you find a cog? – my brain, usually missing a tooth. […]

🦜Tis Friday, the fibbingist of days. Yarr!🏴‍☠️

More fibbing suggestions courtesy of pensitivity101. 1. What is a French horn? – a trumpet-shaped cream filled pastry. 2. What is a cornet? – that’s a no brainer, it’s for holding ice cream. 3. What is a clarinet?- a small éclair. 4. What is a snare drum? – A small drum that doubles up a […]

🤡Fibbing Friday👺

My answers to pensivity101’s questions to lie your socks off to. 1. What is an orderly? – someone who tidies up after the messily. 2. What is an auxiliary? – One of the sockets on the back of your TV you don’t know what it’s for. 3. What is a clip? – one half of […]

Friday already?

The week just seems to fly by nowadays. Courtesy of pensitivity101 these are recycled questions from Teresa Grabs who was the Fibbing Friday originator : 1. Jonah wasn’t swallowed by a whale…he was swallowed by a ____. – he wasn’t swallowed by anything – everybody else swallowed his tall story, hook, line and sinker. 2. […]

🙂Fibbing freitag.☹

Guest Fibber Melissa Lemay has set the questions this week: What do you think of these? 1. Distelfink – Engelbert Humperdinck’s distant cousin.2. Fastnacht – When you go to bed for a good night’s sleep and next thing you know the alarm’s going off.3. Fergesslich – The Duchess of York’s new chocolate brand.4. Fress […]

Fibbing Friday

Bored with your job title then here are some really creative ones. What do you think they are? 1. BD Ninja – an assassin who “loses ” underachievers for any corporate industry. 2. Head of Schmoozing – Head of bribes. 3. Ambassador of Buzz – Promoter of battery/electrical implements. 4. Colon Lover – a DIY colonic […]

Fibbing Friday

pensitivity101 has asked for new interpretations of familiar or maybe not so familiar phrases this week. Here are mine; 1. “A few sandwiches short of a picnic” – description of most political policies. 2. “Bagsy” – an oversize onesie. 3. “Bog-standard” – food fit only for the toilet (MacDonalds etc) . 4. “Budge up” – […]

😊fibbing Friday, obscure worms!☹

This week pensitivity101 has asked for an unexpected meaning of some obscure words. 1. Meldrop – Victor Meldrop was a prototype character for the BBC sitcom, One Foot in the Gravy. 2. Snirl – when you sneeze and have to hold your wee. 3. Kiffle – A form of mid twentieth century British music that […]

Untruths on the fifth day of the week.🤡

This weeks ideas suggested by pensitivity101. 1. What light through yonder window breaks? That’s no window it’s a tunnel and that’s the train approaching. 2. Alas, poor Yorick……………….. He didn’t leave the tunnel quickly enough. 3. Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? – Lost your Romeo? Try what3words. 4. To be, or not to be……………………. […]

Veneris mendacem

(That’s lying Friday to you, closest I could get in Latin) 1. What is Allium Sepa (Cepa)? – a nasty fungal infection. 2. What is Arran Pilot? – a minor character in Star Wars. 3. What is a love apple? – anywhere between £10 to £100 dependent on quality (batteries not included) 😊. 4. To […]