👼FibbinG Friday🎺

Woohoo! – on time this week. 1. What is the difference between an earth worm and an ear worm? – Like the Terminator, an ear worm will never, never, stop pursuing you. 🎵🤖 2. What is a Mars Bar? – Marvin’s favourite watering hole. 👽 3. What colour is a peanut? – Most of the […]

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🤡vendredi menteur🤡

      1. What is usually shaken and not stirred? Me on a rollercoaster. 🎢2. Who was Dr No? A distant cousin of Dr Who. 🌌3. What is a Thunderball? A game played between the Greek gods and the Aesir 🎳4. Who sang ‘For Your Eyes Only?’ The Ernst Stavros Blofeld Four.5. What does […]

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😄Fibbing Friday ☹

Finish the following idiom: “What happens in Vegas…” Generally doesn’t happen in Grimsby. What device is known as a one-arm bandit? A left handed crowbar. What is used to play Russian Roulette? A Cyrillic wheel. What is James Bond’s favourite casino game? Extreme Tiddlywinks. Who was the spokesman for Player’s Club International from the mid […]

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🤡So, it’s Sunday?🤡

I intended to do this on Friday but as so often happens, stuff got in the way. But. hey, it’s only two days late. 1. Where will you find a pushme-pullyou? In an Ann Summers shop. 2. What is meant by the term ‘chocolate box’? A usually rectangular container made from a sweet material (*not […]

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A Belated Fibbing Friday

What was the big deal about Fibber McGee’s closet? – It contained all the troubles of the world. I was going to warn against opening the door, but I think it’s too late. 👿 What’s the difference between a hoarder and a collector? – One collects what they want, the other hoards what they think […]

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Fibbing Friday…Saturday?

1.   What is meant by a break in the weather?; When the sun takes a holiday, usually every 150 million years, and it’s tomorrow. 2.   Why does thunder clap?; To show it’s appreciation for the storm. 3.   What is a heat wave?; When the Devil greets you as you arrive in Hell. 4.   What are […]

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Friday Fibs

What TV show was the first “reality” TV show? – “Come See The Daisies Grow”; real-time footage of flowers growing in a 1950’s garden, it was considered racy at the time. 🌼🌷🌹🌻🌼🥀 What is the premise of Top Chef? – It was a cartoon about a gang of cooks who lived in a dustbin and their […]

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😊That Friday Feeling ☹

Here we are at the end of another week; This week, rather than specific questions to answer, PCGuyIV has asked for a bunch of medical and anatomical words that need definitions. With that in mind,  here are my Fibbing Friday definitions. sphincter – Diminutive version of a sphinx 🐈 phalanges – A little known mountain […]

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Yadirf Gnibbif!

It’s that time of week again! 1. You either love it or hate it. – My book? 📚 2. They said you want to ‘Splash it all over’ – The worst advert for liquid manure ever. 💩 3. Why have cotton when you can have silk? – Because Dot Silk would never cut it in […]

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