👼FibbinG Friday🎺

Woohoo! – on time this week. 1. What is the difference between an earth worm and an ear worm? – Like the Terminator, an ear worm will never, never, stop pursuing you. 🎵🤖 2. What is a Mars Bar? – Marvin’s favourite watering hole. 👽 3. What colour is a peanut? – Most of the […]

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🤡vendredi menteur🤡

      1. What is usually shaken and not stirred? Me on a rollercoaster. 🎢2. Who was Dr No? A distant cousin of Dr Who. 🌌3. What is a Thunderball? A game played between the Greek gods and the Aesir 🎳4. Who sang ‘For Your Eyes Only?’ The Ernst Stavros Blofeld Four.5. What does […]

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😄Fibbing Friday ☹

Finish the following idiom: “What happens in Vegas…” Generally doesn’t happen in Grimsby. What device is known as a one-arm bandit? A left handed crowbar. What is used to play Russian Roulette? A Cyrillic wheel. What is James Bond’s favourite casino game? Extreme Tiddlywinks. Who was the spokesman for Player’s Club International from the mid […]

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🚀Bliss Bay is now an E-book!🌝

The Bliss Bay Stories is my latest book, based on characters I created here, and available from all good Amazon pages everywhere! It’s an exciting, often humorous trio of tales set on another world far(ish) in the future with an ensemble cast headed by a police chief and a gender-changing alien, and ver dama (mother). […]

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🤡So, it’s Sunday?🤡

I intended to do this on Friday but as so often happens, stuff got in the way. But. hey, it’s only two days late. 1. Where will you find a pushme-pullyou? In an Ann Summers shop. 2. What is meant by the term ‘chocolate box’? A usually rectangular container made from a sweet material (*not […]

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😉Is it Friday?😜

Finish the lyric: “It’s been a hard day’s night, and I’ve been working like a __________.” Lobster (surrealist answer). What nickname was given to the British group, The Beatles? The Fibbing Five. What TV variety show did the Beatles appear on in the US? Mister Rogers Neighbourhood (wow, a Brit that’s heard of this?). Finish […]

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A Belated Fibbing Friday

What was the big deal about Fibber McGee’s closet? – It contained all the troubles of the world. I was going to warn against opening the door, but I think it’s too late. 👿 What’s the difference between a hoarder and a collector? – One collects what they want, the other hoards what they think […]

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Fibbing Friday…Saturday?

1.   What is meant by a break in the weather?; When the sun takes a holiday, usually every 150 million years, and it’s tomorrow. 2.   Why does thunder clap?; To show it’s appreciation for the storm. 3.   What is a heat wave?; When the Devil greets you as you arrive in Hell. 4.   What are […]

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Friday Fibs

What TV show was the first “reality” TV show? – “Come See The Daisies Grow”; real-time footage of flowers growing in a 1950’s garden, it was considered racy at the time. 🌼🌷🌹🌻🌼🥀 What is the premise of Top Chef? – It was a cartoon about a gang of cooks who lived in a dustbin and their […]

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