Kyt’s Katalogue.

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It’s been a while…

  Well, it’s been a while since I posted anything because I’ve been locked in editing hell (apart from getting around to publishing a collection of “tails” from way back) for some weeks. Still haven’t finished… but wait, I am again prevaricating by toying with this YouTube thing! Yes, I’m shamelessly blowing my own trumpet; […]

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A Belated Fibbing Friday

What was the big deal about Fibber McGee’s closet? – It contained all the troubles of the world. I was going to warn against opening the door, but I think it’s too late. 👿 What’s the difference between a hoarder and a collector? – One collects what they want, the other hoards what they think […]

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Fibbing Friday…Saturday?

1.   What is meant by a break in the weather?; When the sun takes a holiday, usually every 150 million years, and it’s tomorrow. 2.   Why does thunder clap?; To show it’s appreciation for the storm. 3.   What is a heat wave?; When the Devil greets you as you arrive in Hell. 4.   What are […]

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Friday Fibs

What TV show was the first “reality” TV show? – “Come See The Daisies Grow”; real-time footage of flowers growing in a 1950’s garden, it was considered racy at the time. 🌼🌷🌹🌻🌼🥀 What is the premise of Top Chef? – It was a cartoon about a gang of cooks who lived in a dustbin and their […]

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New Book!

So I’ve been tearing my hair out trying to edit the sequel to Love Bites; so I decided to have a break from it and try my hand at a bit of self publishing. Vis; Mermaid tails, a collection of scribblings that have appeared in a rough format on WordPress over the past few years; […]

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😊That Friday Feeling ☹

Here we are at the end of another week; This week, rather than specific questions to answer, PCGuyIV has asked for a bunch of medical and anatomical words that need definitions. With that in mind,  here are my Fibbing Friday definitions. sphincter – Diminutive version of a sphinx 🐈 phalanges – A little known mountain […]

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Yadirf Gnibbif!

It’s that time of week again! 1. You either love it or hate it. – My book? 📚 2. They said you want to ‘Splash it all over’ – The worst advert for liquid manure ever. 💩 3. Why have cotton when you can have silk? – Because Dot Silk would never cut it in […]

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Joe Laconic

The reporter found him sitting on the veranda outside the saloon. “Mister, I’m from the Creek City Gazette and wondered if i might ask you a few questions? Joe raised his head from his whisky to regard the man; his clean suit marked him out as a city slicker. “S’pose so.” “Well, folks round here […]

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🤡Fribbing Fiday!🤡

  What exactly is a “rhetorical question?” – Is this some kind of quiz? 🤔 What is meant by a “hair’s breadth”? – The safe following distance used by van drivers. 🚚 How long is a “New York minute”? –  Depends on how close to the speed of light you are. ⏳ What does it […]

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