🤡Fibbing Friday👺

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My answers to pensivity101’s questions to lie your socks off to.

1.  What is an orderly? – someone who tidies up after the messily.
2. What is an auxiliary? – One of the sockets on the back of your TV you don’t know what it’s for.
3. What is a clip? – one half of a horse’s gait.
4. What does ECG mean? – Emoji Copying Group 🙀
5.  What is The Crash Team? – A superhero squad with poor driving skills.
6.  What is a candy striper? – a confectioner who specialises in lollypops.
7.  What is an IV? – I after III and before V
8.  What is a call button? – Just press it to summon Cthulhu.🐙It’s quicker than all that ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn nonsense
9.  Why is everything white? – Don’t complain to me, you hired a minimalist decorator.
10. Why don’t they have biscuits on the tea trolley? – because they’re on the biscuit trolley, duh!

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